“Oh noooo…Not in the water!”
Eye on the Ball!
Stop doing the same things and expecting them to just miraculously change
Rotate those hips!
Things still haven’t gotten better. Keep tryin’, man!
"Whaaaat just happened?!"
Get real! You’re no Sergio!!… Take up Pickleball.
What Our Pros Are Saying About Your Driving
They’re NOT saying complimentary things. That’s for sure!
Why?!…Because you drive like a little old lady. That’s why! And don’t cry about gender bias, ’cause then we’ll *know* you are a little old lady.
On-line Lessons free…(not really)
Pack a bag (bring balls. we’re all out)
"Bring my own golf balls?!"
"Take some lessons!"
You’re bad. And you’re getting worse.